Santa with muscles is a 1996 american christmas comedy film starring hulk hogan, produced by the shuster brothers, coproduced executively by the wolf of wall street jordan belfort and directed by john murlowski. Youll have to complete your refund and exchange before the posted showtime indicated on your ticket. Hot amateurs gone wild in this blackhaired, latin video. Due to an unusual series of events, a bodybuilder with amnesia thinks that he is santa claus. Miracle maker christmas free family movie full length english film duration. Aug 11, 2014 film historian calvin felch once wrote that hardball cutter is by far the greatest name ever written into an action story, but played by any other actor, it would have just seemed stupid. Dec 22, 2014 santa with muscles, 1996 if one were to glance at the cover of santa with muscles, theyd walk away with a pretty clear idea of what to expect. A spirited contest for worst christmas movie ever the new.
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Proving to doubters that yes, he is a bigger dickhead than anyone originally believed, he worked with hulk hogan for the second time to make this film. Santa with muscles pg 1h 37min comedy 6 december 1996 brazil an evil millionaire believes he is santa claus after an accident renders him amnesiac. Santa with muscles 1996 next story santa with muscles 1996 part 8 of 11. And hell, the three stillcredited writers for the film have never written anything else before or after santa with muscles. With just a week to go until the big dance, things are hopping here at the north pole.
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Santa with muscles 1996 part 7 of 11 the agony booth. With the possible exception of santa and the ice cream bunny, santa with muscles 1996 is not only the worst christmas movie ever made, but it is one of the worst that could be madeever. Hogan would make one final attempt at big screen stardom in 1996, although its theatrical release was very, very limited, with the astonishingly bad santa with muscles, a movie that rivals santa claus conquers the martians for the worst santa themed holiday movie ever made. Santa with muscles is a deeply awful comedy not that i am in the least bit surprised, with a title like that. Penurious but musclebound blake thorne famed wrestler turned actor hulk hogan has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. Santa with muscles 1996 part 5 of 11 the agony booth. It stars wcw wrestler hulk hogan who after getting amnesia thinks he is santa claus like a grown man. Dec 02, 2016 with the possible exception of santa and the ice cream bunny, santa with muscles 1996 is not only the worst christmas movie ever made, but it is one of the worst that could be madeever.
Only released for two weeks in cinemas, it was panned by critics and has since appeared on a number of worst film lists. The orphanage which santa hulk abandons his shoppingmall throne for, because he saved their donation money and that just. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a santa suit and pretending to be st. Santa with muscles episode 79 good bad flicksgood bad. Blake thorn hulk hogan is a conceited selfmade millionaire who sells bodybuilding supplements. The hulk hogan starrer may generate some business as a sellthrough homevideo item, but even very small children wont find much here to hohoho about. The movie is a 1985 britishamerican christmas film starring dudley moore, john lithgow, and david huddleston in the title role. For director john murlowski, the pinnacle of his success would come in 1996 with santa with muscles. This film was moderately successful, but was followed by several low performing movie projects, including mr. Santa with muscles is a 98pound weakling of a comedy, with other movies certain to kick sand in its face during its limited theatrical run in regional release. In this film, he plays sam hell, one of the last fertile males in a postapocalyptic wasteland riddled with mutant frogs, and hes captured by a militant group of nurses, fitted with a chastity beltbomb to force him to follow orders, and then hes charged with heading into frogtown to free a group of women being used as sex slaves, so that. Santa with muscles is a 1996 christmas comedy film starring hulk hogan.
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